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  • Feminism

Kids are Dummies: Nirvana Lyrics as Heard by a 5th Grader

  • by Alana Massey
  • Posted on April 14, 2014
  • Crime

Rejected Pitches: The Smiths’ Songs as Lifetime Original Movies

  • by Alana Massey
  • Posted on March 17, 2014March 17, 2014
  • Fashion

Trent Reznor, Word Play, and Grown Goths: A Night at Barclay’s With Nine Inch Nails

  • by Alana Massey
  • Posted on October 16, 2013October 16, 2013
  • Crime

So You Found My Blog on Google: Here are the Answers You Were Looking For

  • by Alana Massey
  • Posted on August 7, 2013October 21, 2013
  • Dating

US Patriotism, Feminism, and Fun as Told by One Direction’s “Best Song Ever”

  • by Alana Massey
  • Posted on July 30, 2013August 2, 2013
  • Assholes

There Is an Illumaniti Conspiracy Preventing Us From Knowing the Real Lyrics to “Faded” by Soul Decision

  • by Alana Massey
  • Posted on July 2, 2013July 2, 2013
  • Assholes

City High: Mansplaination At Its Absolute Worst

  • by Alana Massey
  • Posted on June 19, 2013June 19, 2013
  • Feminism

“Doin It” by LL Cool J: An Anthem After My Own Heart

  • by Alana Massey
  • Posted on March 29, 2013April 1, 2013
  • Assholes

I’m Sorry I Doubted You, Salt N Pepa

  • by Alana Massey
  • Posted on March 3, 2013October 21, 2013

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  • Update: “Unhappiness is a story.”
  • GLAMOROUS DREAMS ARE NOT WINNING THINGS: A Fashion Story
  • On Asking Favors From Writers & Editors
  • Helping More By Saying “Yes” Less in 2016
  • The Ones Who Sustain Me

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rongaul on Me and Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Ju…
Weekend Reading… on Write Pitches, Get Money (And…
Are Personal Essays… on Write Pitches, Get Money (And…
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